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This explains a lot!

The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine.

This is an actual quote from the job listing, available here:

http://www.justice.gov/oarm/jobs/attorneyvotingoarm2010..htm

 This language appears in the third paragraph under “Other Information.”

People all over the world are crazy about american football.  That is the reason why one finds it hard to find super bowl tickets  on time. Specially new york giants tickets  sell like hot buns in black. On the other hand, arizona cardinals tickets  are easier to come by, comparatively. The same holds true for tickets for dallas cowboys  games as well.

Apparently, when your name is Andy Dick, the name pretty much says it all.

COLUMBUS, Ohio — David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom “NewsRadio,” who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

Stroupe, the club’s managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

Later, Mr. Dick could not be found at his hotel and missed his car and his flight out of town. That’s because he was busy elsewhere, being cited by Columbus police for urinating on a sidewalk.

Where’s Jon Lovitz when you really need him?